Doctor Welbourne (a scientist)
Synopsis:
Lois Lane learns of 'anti-chromatic' syndrome, which has afflicted hero Major Victory,
and also discovers that Funky Flashman has opened a store full of incredibly tacky Superman
merchandise. Since she isn't seeing much of her husband at the moment, she decides to get
Flashman shut down herself - by suggesting he diversify into super-villain gear, which means
the underworld soon shut him down. She and Clark then manage to indulge in their Valentine's
Day ritual - a whole day in bed.